Kak Praatie! Are You Then Versin?" T-Shirt | Funny Cape Flats Slang & SA Nostalgia
The official T-shirt of "Don't come with your nonsense."
We all know that one person who talks just to hear their own voice. The one who comes with a long story when the answer is simple. In Cape Town, we don't argue; we just ask one valid question: "Kak praatie! Are you then versin?"
Translating to "Don't talk rubbish or Sh*t! Are you crazy?", this is the ultimate Kaaps phrase for when someone is trying your patience or telling a tall tale. It captures that unique mix of Afrikaans and English (Afrikaaps) that you only hear on the Cape Flats.
Why this T-shirt is a must-have:
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100% Authentic Kaaps: "Versin" (crazy/confused) is a deep-cut slang word. Wearing this proves you're a true local, not a tourist.
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The "Haa-aa" Factor: It’s that specific brand of Cape humour that expats in the UK, Aus, and NZ are desperate for. It brings the "Gees" straight to their doorstep.
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Bold Statement: Perfect for braais, family gatherings, or just wearing to the shops when you don't want to be bothered.
Ideal For:
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South African expats who miss the colorful language of home.
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People with zero tolerance for "slapgat" attitudes.
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A hilarious gift for the friend who always talks the most nonsense.
Don't be versin. Get the shirt.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Plain Gedagtes
- Email: contact@support.plaingedagtes.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Kak Praatie! Are You Then Versin?" T-Shirt | Funny Cape Flats Slang & SA Nostalgia Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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